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ELITE COLLECTION: THE WISDOM WARRIOR TEE
ELITE COLLECTION: THE WISDOM WARRIOR TEE
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THE ALLFATHER'S ULTIMATE TEACHING
This isn't just a t-shirt—it's a sacred text written in cotton, a philosophy worn close to the heart. When Odin sacrificed his eye for wisdom and hung from Yggdrasil for nine nights, he discovered the greatest truth: Wisdom is the Greatest Weapon.
THE FRONT PROPHECY:
The Valknut—three interlocking triangles representing the connection between life, death, and rebirth—guards your chest with Odin's most powerful teaching. Flanked by Huginn and Muninn, the ravens that fly across all nine realms gathering knowledge, this design marks you as one who understands that true strength comes from within.
THE BACK REVELATION:
Gungnir, Odin's never-missing spear, runs down your spine—the very axis of your being. "THE ALLFATHER'S WISDOM" crowns this sacred weapon, while the trinity of truth flows below: SEEK • SACRIFICE • TRANSCEND. The ravens spread their wings in eternal flight, carrying your intentions to the gods themselves.
FORGED WITH DIVINE PRECISION:
• 100% Organic Combed Ring-Spun Cotton - Pure as the waters of Mimir's Well
• 4.6 oz Sacred Weight - Light as wisdom, strong as conviction
• GOTS & OCS Certified - Ethically sourced with the honor of the gods
• Classic Warrior Fit - Designed for those who walk between worlds
⚔️ FORGED TO ORDER - THE SACRED WAY
Like the ancient Norse smiths who crafted each weapon with individual purpose, your Wisdom Warrior Tee is created specifically for you upon order. This thoughtful approach—choosing quality over speed, intention over excess—honors both Midgard's resources and your commitment to conscious living. The extra time reflects the patience Odin showed in his quest for wisdom: true power cannot be rushed.
THE WARRIOR'S OATH:
"I wear the symbols of the Allfather not as decoration, but as declaration. I am a seeker of truth, a guardian of wisdom, a warrior of the modern age who remembers the ancient ways. Every thread carries the weight of sacrifice, every symbol the power of transcendence."
For those who know that true battles are won in the mind, and true warriors are forged in wisdom.
VALHALLACLUB.CA - WHERE LEGENDS ARE BORN
This isn't just a t-shirt—it's a sacred text written in cotton, a philosophy worn close to the heart. When Odin sacrificed his eye for wisdom and hung from Yggdrasil for nine nights, he discovered the greatest truth: Wisdom is the Greatest Weapon.
THE FRONT PROPHECY:
The Valknut—three interlocking triangles representing the connection between life, death, and rebirth—guards your chest with Odin's most powerful teaching. Flanked by Huginn and Muninn, the ravens that fly across all nine realms gathering knowledge, this design marks you as one who understands that true strength comes from within.
THE BACK REVELATION:
Gungnir, Odin's never-missing spear, runs down your spine—the very axis of your being. "THE ALLFATHER'S WISDOM" crowns this sacred weapon, while the trinity of truth flows below: SEEK • SACRIFICE • TRANSCEND. The ravens spread their wings in eternal flight, carrying your intentions to the gods themselves.
FORGED WITH DIVINE PRECISION:
• 100% Organic Combed Ring-Spun Cotton - Pure as the waters of Mimir's Well
• 4.6 oz Sacred Weight - Light as wisdom, strong as conviction
• GOTS & OCS Certified - Ethically sourced with the honor of the gods
• Classic Warrior Fit - Designed for those who walk between worlds
⚔️ FORGED TO ORDER - THE SACRED WAY
Like the ancient Norse smiths who crafted each weapon with individual purpose, your Wisdom Warrior Tee is created specifically for you upon order. This thoughtful approach—choosing quality over speed, intention over excess—honors both Midgard's resources and your commitment to conscious living. The extra time reflects the patience Odin showed in his quest for wisdom: true power cannot be rushed.
THE WARRIOR'S OATH:
"I wear the symbols of the Allfather not as decoration, but as declaration. I am a seeker of truth, a guardian of wisdom, a warrior of the modern age who remembers the ancient ways. Every thread carries the weight of sacrifice, every symbol the power of transcendence."
For those who know that true battles are won in the mind, and true warriors are forged in wisdom.
VALHALLACLUB.CA - WHERE LEGENDS ARE BORN
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 13 ⅜-14 ⅝ | 8 ¼ |
M | 29 ⅛ | 15 -16 ⅛ | 8 ½ |
L | 29 ⅞ | 16 ½-17 ¾ | 8 ⅝ |
XL | 31 ⅛ | 18 ⅛-19 ¼ | 8 ⅞ |
2XL | 32 ⅛ | 19 ¾-20 ⅞ | 9 |
LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 71 | 34-37 | 21 |
M | 74 | 38-41 | 21.5 |
L | 76 | 42-45 | 22 |
XL | 79 | 46-49 | 22.5 |
2XL | 81.5 | 50-53 | 23 |
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